Corporate-Speak Translator
Turn a blunt message into polished, passive-aggressive corporate-speak.
Frequently asked questions
Is this tool free?
Yes. Calchemy tools are free to use in your browser.
Is my data uploaded?
No. The tools are designed to run locally in your browser unless clearly stated otherwise.
How does it work?
It looks for common blunt phrases (like 'no' or 'you're late') and swaps them for their corporate-speak equivalents (like 'let's circle back on that'), using a fixed phrase dictionary.
Should I actually send these?
That's between you and your inbox. It's meant as a laugh, not genuine workplace communication advice.