Multi-Style Insult Generator
Generate a random insult in five styles - Shakespearean, Pirate, Viking, Wizard or Cowboy - three words at a time.
Frequently asked questions
Is this tool free?
Yes. Calchemy tools are free to use in your browser.
Is my data uploaded?
No. The tools are designed to run locally in your browser unless clearly stated otherwise.
Are these real quotes from Shakespeare, pirates, Vikings, wizards or cowboys?
No - they're generated by combining original word lists in a classic three-part insult format for each style, not quotes lifted from real sources.
Can I switch between styles?
Yes - use the style dropdown to switch between Shakespearean, Pirate, Viking, Wizard and Cowboy insults. Each style has its own word lists, so switching gives a completely different flavour of insult.
Can I generate more than one?
Yes, click the button again for a fresh random combination each time, in whichever style is selected.